Blonde in a library

Blonde Judi walks into the library, looks around, then gets in line for the counter. Once she gets to the head of the line, she loudly says, "I'd like a big Mac, large fries, and a large coke." The librarian looks at her for a moment then whispers to Judi, "Ma'am, this is the library." Judi nods, then she whispers, "I'd like a big Mac, large fries, and a large coke."