You are Fired

A worker in a factory went missing for a few hours, and the whole staff    tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep in a far-off room in the factory. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest...

"As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired!"

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